★ Umbriel U. Fermore ★
[ Female ] [ Human ] [ 26 ] [ June 5th ] [ Straight ] [ 6’0” ] [ 120 lbs ][a+]
“Untold numbers of beautiful things in life are covered in a layer of grime, and just as many of the putrid things are glazed with the illusion of allure.”
Umbriel U. Fermor is a headstrong, aristocratic born lady of 26. She has never gone hungry, and never been without at least 12 personal maid servants. Umbriel lives in Erebus, the land of perpetual darkness. Her society has lived there so long that their skin had developed bioluminescent properties. They also must live entirely on seafood and meat, because they can’t grow vegetables. Their food is fermented and salted instead of cooked, because there is no wood to burn. She is both the Ruler of country and the commander and chief of their military. She is the most respected person in Erebus, and the most wanted war criminal in Aydon. All the ladies adore her. All the little girls want to be her. All the little boys also want to be her. All the men want to get under her petticoats.
She was there when the first shot of the Erebusi/Aydonin war was fired. Some accounts say she made the first shot. Umbriel’s only comment on that matter is “History is subjective”. In any case, the Aydonin military is out to have her drawn, quartered, decapitated, and have her head placed on a pike. Preferably this head bedecked pike will go right next to Ganymede’s head bedecked pike. The Aydonin military had almost had her, twice but both attempts were “foiled by sargent Tros-- that donkey philandering traitor.” Umbriel claims that she “Had everything under control. Thanks, but no thanks.”
Umbriel got to where she is today by grabbing patriarchy by the balls-- literally. From an early age she developed her talent in military strategy through a game called Stardust. Her other hobbies include playing, learning about foreign cultures, looking fabulous and exploiting men. Umbriel in fluent in Erebusi and Aydonin. At the age of 15 she had already usurped the kings throne and became ruler of her country, but not until after he had done a hell of a job screwing everything up and starting a war with Aydon. Now she spends the rest of her career trying to pick up the mess he left. Umbriel is easily the most competent Erebusi monarch ever, possibly the most competent person ever in the entire history of everything. She approaches almost every task with %100 confidence and grace, and leaves it with even more competence and grace.
Umbriel is not without her emotional scars, however. Her later success can be linked to a past of trauma. When she was married to the king, without her consent. No one knows exactly what happened between the two, but king Proteus wound up usurped, in prison and testicaless. Umbriel has always been emotionally detached from everyone ever since. Occasionally this emotional trauma comes back to haunt her. She relieves this trauma by picking up some sorry chap much younger than her herself, making him fall madly in love her, then crushing his heart into a million peices. This is great fun, because “Sensitive guys are irresistible to a woman of power.” She is armed with sex appeal and is not afraid to use it on any unsuspecting victim. After she has used them she kicks her victim to the curb. She never has any feelings for them anyway.
Umbriel does have feelings for one person, however, Ganymede. He is foreign, adorkable, an emotional train wreck and just barely legal. In other words, he is her idea of perfection. There is one problem that keeps them apart, however. As cruel fate would have it, the only guy in the world she has not been able to seduce, is also the only guy in the world he has feelings for. Ganymede himself is only interested in one person; “Rhea, that bitch! Pardon me. I mean, fine young lady.” Umbriel cannot fill the void in her heart, no many how many other 18 year old boys she has one-night-stands with. Umbriel will, never admit these feelings, however. To show them would be “a sign of weakness”.
Umbriel is a proper lady. She does not have body odor. She does not have bowel functions. She will never ever EVER swear. When she does swear, she promptly apologizes. If you do not refer to her as “My Lady” or “Your Highness” or “Your Majesty” or “Commander and Chief” she will have her guards escort you out. If your name is Ganymede, “please call me Bri”.
Umbriel has traveled to Elderahn to find her “knight-in-fucking-shining-armour. Where the hell has he run off to?”
★ Me, work? You must be joking, right? ★
Weapons/Equipment
★ Ariel - Her projectile taser of Ancient Origin. Delivers lethal shock and stun.
★ Battle Lingerie- she has to look fabulous when all those armies fall to her might.
Powers/Magic
★ Command of her own royal guard.
★ Glow - No space is too dark for her.
Loves/Likes
❤ Men younger than her.
❤ Ancient Artifacts
❤ Foreign Cultures
❤ Tabletop War Games
Hates/Dislikes
✖ Men older than her
✖ Patriarchy
✖ Being subordinate to anyone
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